Warren Buffet says Bailout will Help Harlem

Yes, brothers and sisters, this is Warren Buffet bailout man speaking, of Berkshire Hathaway company and I need your help today. The man has been speculating a bit too much and we just need a $1 trillion or so, this week, from you hard working people. I want you to know that I may be the richest man in the world, but I am a regular guy who has always detested racism against black people and all other people. In fact, if my real estate buddies redevelop 125th St., I promise that at least one out of 500 of you will live in a subsidized apartment, for dirt poor people making less than $200,000 a year. I know many of you have some good hustles in New York city and need a bailout too. So, support Paulson's bailout, and print more money, to bailout the entire world, especially the British Empire, I mean commonwealth. God save the queen.